elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via awkwardvagina)

shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

(via awkwardvagina)

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain, via awkwardvagina)

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via awkwardvagina)

alldayanyday:

shellysbees:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever

(Source: ugly, via rynnlo)